we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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