ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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