mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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