did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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