so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
All I want is dick and wine.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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