i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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