the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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