we have pet lesbian snakes
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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