i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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