I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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