what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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