i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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