Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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