So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just forgot I was standing up.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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