Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
