We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
