NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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