After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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