he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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