haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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