"it" just moved
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I have post one night stand depression
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