i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
There's even glitter on my cock...
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