And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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