you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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