I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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