i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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