i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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