ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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