I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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