You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
