The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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