weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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