In the future we'll all be gay
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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