Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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