I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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