Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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