Don't make out with my wife yet
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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