Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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