Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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