Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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