Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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