just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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