Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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