his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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