return my video game
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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