Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
birth control should be required to get into college
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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