You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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