What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
tell me about the fingering
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