just come out here and I will go home with you...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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