does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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