I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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