Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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